Текст песни: Twiztid - Fuck On the 1st Date

 
[Monoxide Child] 
Now let me introduce myself as the man 
Fucking every bitch in the world, just cuz I can 
And I won`t even play with you bitches that don`t fuck 
All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut 
I don`t need all the stress and all the games 
And all the callin` me names and all the frontin` like you`re sane 
Bitch, you ain`t shit but a hoe and a trick 
And all you`re good for is hopefully fucking and sucking dick 
Wanna blame it on my music? Well that`ll never happen 
Cuz I was fuckin` hoes like you before the rappin` 
Goin` get me to slappin` on that ass and butt cheeks 
And get my dick to splashin` and cummin` on bed sheets 
I`m a lunatic, what up, I`m lookin` to get laid 
(AND THE HOOKERS HERE TONIGHT IS LOOKING TO GET PAID) 
Fuck that, I won`t spend no nickel on no ass 
I don`t even want no stinkin` bitches thinkin` about my cash 
 
[Hook] (repeat twice) 
Bitch, you comin` outta them pants 
I`m trying to figure out whether or not I`m gettin` ass 
We callin` for the freaks, you think I`m movin` too fast 
But if you don`t fuck on the first date I`m leavin` that ass 
 
[Jamie Madrox] 
Bitch wit` the big lips, I`m a young nigga 
Wit` crazy fuck in my hips 
And I can make you do things you`re afraid to do 
And by the end of the night, you want me to fuck you 
Hey bitch, that`s a nice ass 
Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance 
Got me risin` in my pants, and I`m pitchin` a tent 
It`s just a video camera, no need to get upset 
Hey bitch, do you like sex? Well me too 
I`m goin` pull my dick out and this is what we goin` do 
Fuck `til the sun comes up and fall asleep 
Leavin` pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks 
You say you never sucked dick, a minor obstacle 
Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle 
And lick it all on the sides and tip 
You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips 
 
[Hook] 
 
[Monoxide Child] 
You can tell it from the get-go bitch, I ain`t the one 
And strictly for your info bitch, you ain`t the bomb 
I done fucked maybe 2 or 3 hoes at a time 
And the most hoes I fucked in one night is like five (DAMN!) 
You could say that I`m addicted to sex 
But if you know my seeds then you know I`m addicted to death 
Monoxide, fuckin` bitches left and right 
Let a killa know, if ya fuckin` tonight 
 
[Jamie Madrox] 
Hey bitch, do ya shave your peach? 
I can check cuz your beaver`s within my arm reach 
(SO STUBLY) Leave a rash on my cock 
??? up cradle and dubs are Icy-Hot 
Hey bitch, would you finger your box 
And rub the butt, of the nigga named Madrox? 
Half-hour killa with an hour worth of dick 
So do you wanna fuck? Hey you, hey BITCH! 
 
[Hook] 
 
[Jamie Madrox] 
Stupid bitch! 
What the fuck you think this is? 
I take you out to dinner 
Maybe to a movie, and you don`t wanna fuck?!? 
Who the fuck you think you are?!? 
Motherfuckin` Liz Claiborne, bitch? 
I don`t like that shit, and I don`t like you! 
So if you ain`t fuckin`, you need to bounce, bitch! 
That`s on my moms! 
I`m lookin` for ass, money, and dead shit!
 


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Fall Apart
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How Does It Feel?
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